'PENDEDAHAN " YG BOLEH DiELAKKAN

A man is getting into the shower as his wife is getting out when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. She opens
the door to find their next door neighbor, Bob. Before she can say a
word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking
for a moment, she drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Wrapping herself in
the towel, as she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
that?"

"It was Bob," she replied.

"Great!" her husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owed me?"

Moral :

IF U SHARE CRITICAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO CREDIT AND RISK WITH YOUR SHAREHOLDERS (& MANAGEMENT TEAM), IN TIME, YOU MAY BE IN A POSITION TO PREVENT AVOIDABLE EXPOSURE.

MAN WANTED

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her dismay, there sat a grey-haired gentleman in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

Are you responding to my ad the woman asked? You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

Yes, I am, the man replied.

The old lady sneered: Just look at you. You have no legs!

The old gentleman smiled and said: Therefore, I cannot run around on you!

You don't have any arms either, she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied: Therefore, I can never beat you!

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: Are you still good in bed?

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

The wedding is set for tomorrow.

A Man having a sexual problem ....

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."
Doctor "Mr. Lee , bring your wife here with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following day. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Lee."
The woman obliged and removed her clothing.
"Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see. Alright, you can put your clothes back on."
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. "Dont worry Mr Lee, You're in perfect health," he said to the man. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

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