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PENIS Terbesar Di Alam ini

Tahukah anda 'penis' apa yg paling besar diDunia ? Ia nya kepunyaan si Ikan Paus (Whale). Paus adalah sejenis Mamalia laut dan merupakan mamalia terbesar . Kerana ia sejenis binatang kita tak panggil 'penis' nya kemaluan ..sebab ia tak pernah malu tunjuk dia punya ...

Ikan Paus jantan menegeluarkan 400 gallons air mani setiap kali ejaculates. Tetapi hanya 10% yang masuk 'kedalam' Paus betina . Bermakna 90% lagi ( 360 gallons) terbuang ke Lautan setiap kali Paus jantan mengawan .

Mungkin juga tu lah sebab nya Air laut kita jadi masin ....

DO NOT SWALLOW THE WATER!!

Our Minister's Speech .....

Recently, I was invited to a function hosted by one of the local University. Our Deputy PM , Dato’ Najib was invited and supposed to deliver his speech at the function.

The Professor who is the MC of the function introducing the Minister said , ” Dato’ , the skirt of a young lady must be short enough to draw the attention of men . We hope your speech will also be short enough to retain our attention.

The Minister , when opening his address said ,” … just as the skirt must be long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to be attractive , my address will be long enough to cover the message and short enough to retain your interest.”