'PENDEDAHAN " YG BOLEH DiELAKKAN

A man is getting into the shower as his wife is getting out when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. She opens
the door to find their next door neighbor, Bob. Before she can say a
word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking
for a moment, she drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Wrapping herself in
the towel, as she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
that?"

"It was Bob," she replied.

"Great!" her husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owed me?"

Moral :

IF U SHARE CRITICAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO CREDIT AND RISK WITH YOUR SHAREHOLDERS (& MANAGEMENT TEAM), IN TIME, YOU MAY BE IN A POSITION TO PREVENT AVOIDABLE EXPOSURE.

MAN WANTED

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her dismay, there sat a grey-haired gentleman in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

Are you responding to my ad the woman asked? You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

Yes, I am, the man replied.

The old lady sneered: Just look at you. You have no legs!

The old gentleman smiled and said: Therefore, I cannot run around on you!

You don't have any arms either, she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied: Therefore, I can never beat you!

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: Are you still good in bed?

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

The wedding is set for tomorrow.

A Man having a sexual problem ....

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."
Doctor "Mr. Lee , bring your wife here with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following day. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Lee."
The woman obliged and removed her clothing.
"Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see. Alright, you can put your clothes back on."
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. "Dont worry Mr Lee, You're in perfect health," he said to the man. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

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A Tenant Story ......

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for RM1500. They did their thing, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary to write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for RM500 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for RM500 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;

#2 - there was plenty of heat; and

#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I renting your apartment , I discover the following :

#1 - it had been previously occupied,

#2 - there wasn't any heat, and

#3 - it was too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for RM500 with the following note:

"Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

This OLD Man can exactly tell your age ....

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $8000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at boutique to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the salesgirl, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" . The girl look at her and said "About 35," .
"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.

After that she went into McDonalds for lunch, and asked the order taker the same question, to which the reply was, "Oh you look about 29?"
"I am actually 47." That made her feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is bad, but when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one around, the woman thought, "What the hell", and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "Ok, You are 47."

Stunned the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds!"

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