Isnin, 13 Februari 2012
Sabtu, 20 Disember 2008
How and When To Make Humour at Work
A good laugh will do wonders for you as smiling and laughing lowers
your stress levels, wins you a friendly reputation, and helps your
usually tense co-workers and bosses to relax.
Humour on the job will do a lot for your career, but there are a
number of things you need to know about laughter and humour in the
place of work.
Feeling good and having humour in our lives can do wonders for our
position and productivity, which means that there is definitely a place
for some humour on the job. Having a smiling face will help your
co-workers and supervisors feel better being around you, and you may
well end up reaping rewards by laughing more in the workplace. But you
need to know how to apply humour in your work environment.
Laughing has been proven to be a huge stress reliever, letting you
feel better and becoming more productive. To be able to loosen up and
have some fun is great, so why not take that approach to work each day
and lighten up around the work place? Smiling can make your job easier,
more than ever if you work in customer service or sales. But there's
certainly a right and incorrect way to use humour in the workplace.
One of the main rules with humour in the workplace is to avoid
controversy when you are joking on the job. Stay well away from joking
about political affairs, race and religion.
Sex is another unsafe topic because of sexual harassment in the
workplace. Make sure that you stay well within the lines of decency.
Never make fun at other people within your organization, as you are
trying to win friends with the people you work with, and not set
against them. If you can't help yourself, please be extremely careful.
Poking fun at the work you do or the industry you work in is a good
way to earn some smiles from your co-workers and supervisors. While
these types of workplace jokes may not be so funny at home or with
friends, as they really don't appreciate the pressures of your
employment, the people who are around you in your job will definitely
appreciate the humour about their frustrations and will be able to
laugh over the situations instead of complaining.
Making jokes about the ups and downs of your trade is a safe way to
add wit to the place of work. You will have the benefit of knowing
precisely what your co-workers have to face each and every day, and
it's much better as it helps to let go of tensions and lower stress
levels by getting them to chuckle about the situations they come across
frequently.
The very best time for some humour is when you are not working, but
still in the region of the people you work with, such as a coffee or
lunch break. You can also make an effort to be funny on the job, but
when you are working, it's a good idea to use jokes much more thinly
than you would normally do.
In general, humour in the workplace is a superb area to flex your creative muscles and give your job a little boost.
Humour in the workplace helps stress levels to drop, and your
co-workers will feel better about working with you. Start gradually,
and add a few more safe jokes here and there to incite a few smiles.
Everyone will feel better because of your efforts.
your stress levels, wins you a friendly reputation, and helps your
usually tense co-workers and bosses to relax.
Humour on the job will do a lot for your career, but there are a
number of things you need to know about laughter and humour in the
place of work.
Feeling good and having humour in our lives can do wonders for our
position and productivity, which means that there is definitely a place
for some humour on the job. Having a smiling face will help your
co-workers and supervisors feel better being around you, and you may
well end up reaping rewards by laughing more in the workplace. But you
need to know how to apply humour in your work environment.
Laughing has been proven to be a huge stress reliever, letting you
feel better and becoming more productive. To be able to loosen up and
have some fun is great, so why not take that approach to work each day
and lighten up around the work place? Smiling can make your job easier,
more than ever if you work in customer service or sales. But there's
certainly a right and incorrect way to use humour in the workplace.
One of the main rules with humour in the workplace is to avoid
controversy when you are joking on the job. Stay well away from joking
about political affairs, race and religion.
Sex is another unsafe topic because of sexual harassment in the
workplace. Make sure that you stay well within the lines of decency.
Never make fun at other people within your organization, as you are
trying to win friends with the people you work with, and not set
against them. If you can't help yourself, please be extremely careful.
Poking fun at the work you do or the industry you work in is a good
way to earn some smiles from your co-workers and supervisors. While
these types of workplace jokes may not be so funny at home or with
friends, as they really don't appreciate the pressures of your
employment, the people who are around you in your job will definitely
appreciate the humour about their frustrations and will be able to
laugh over the situations instead of complaining.
Making jokes about the ups and downs of your trade is a safe way to
add wit to the place of work. You will have the benefit of knowing
precisely what your co-workers have to face each and every day, and
it's much better as it helps to let go of tensions and lower stress
levels by getting them to chuckle about the situations they come across
frequently.
The very best time for some humour is when you are not working, but
still in the region of the people you work with, such as a coffee or
lunch break. You can also make an effort to be funny on the job, but
when you are working, it's a good idea to use jokes much more thinly
than you would normally do.
In general, humour in the workplace is a superb area to flex your creative muscles and give your job a little boost.
Humour in the workplace helps stress levels to drop, and your
co-workers will feel better about working with you. Start gradually,
and add a few more safe jokes here and there to incite a few smiles.
Everyone will feel better because of your efforts.
Ahad, 16 November 2008
'PENDEDAHAN " YG BOLEH DiELAKKAN
A man is getting into the shower as his wife is getting out when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. She opens
the door to find their next door neighbor, Bob. Before she can say a
word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking
for a moment, she drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Wrapping herself in
the towel, as she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
that?"
"It was Bob," she replied.
"Great!" her husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owed me?"
Moral :
IF U SHARE CRITICAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO CREDIT AND RISK WITH YOUR SHAREHOLDERS (& MANAGEMENT TEAM), IN TIME, YOU MAY BE IN A POSITION TO PREVENT AVOIDABLE EXPOSURE.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. She opens
the door to find their next door neighbor, Bob. Before she can say a
word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking
for a moment, she drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Wrapping herself in
the towel, as she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was
that?"
"It was Bob," she replied.
"Great!" her husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owed me?"
Moral :
IF U SHARE CRITICAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO CREDIT AND RISK WITH YOUR SHAREHOLDERS (& MANAGEMENT TEAM), IN TIME, YOU MAY BE IN A POSITION TO PREVENT AVOIDABLE EXPOSURE.
Jumaat, 14 November 2008
MAN WANTED
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her dismay, there sat a grey-haired gentleman in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
Are you responding to my ad the woman asked? You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Yes, I am, the man replied.
The old lady sneered: Just look at you. You have no legs!
The old gentleman smiled and said: Therefore, I cannot run around on you!
You don't have any arms either, she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied: Therefore, I can never beat you!
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: Are you still good in bed?
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
The wedding is set for tomorrow.
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her dismay, there sat a grey-haired gentleman in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
Are you responding to my ad the woman asked? You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Yes, I am, the man replied.
The old lady sneered: Just look at you. You have no legs!
The old gentleman smiled and said: Therefore, I cannot run around on you!
You don't have any arms either, she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied: Therefore, I can never beat you!
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: Are you still good in bed?
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
The wedding is set for tomorrow.
Rabu, 12 November 2008
A Man having a sexual problem ....
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."
Doctor "Mr. Lee , bring your wife here with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following day. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Lee."
The woman obliged and removed her clothing.
"Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see. Alright, you can put your clothes back on."
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. "Dont worry Mr Lee, You're in perfect health," he said to the man. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."
NOTE: If you have similar problem with Mr Lee pls CLICK HERE to find the solution
Doctor "Mr. Lee , bring your wife here with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following day. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Lee."
The woman obliged and removed her clothing.
"Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see. Alright, you can put your clothes back on."
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. "Dont worry Mr Lee, You're in perfect health," he said to the man. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."
NOTE: If you have similar problem with Mr Lee pls CLICK HERE to find the solution
Rabu, 29 Oktober 2008
Ahad, 12 Oktober 2008
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Sabtu, 11 Oktober 2008
Khamis, 9 Oktober 2008
Selasa, 30 September 2008
Batman is the son of Superman .....
Believe it or not , Batman is actually an Indonesian and his Father is Superman,
Look at his Identity card below ....
Ahad, 14 September 2008
Rabu, 3 September 2008
Selasa, 1 Julai 2008
Khamis, 26 Jun 2008
Khamis, 22 Mei 2008
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ???
The above PHOTO Was snapped with flash and lights 'ON'
IF you wonder what u will see with the lights 'OFF' Pls CLICK HERE
Sabtu, 10 Mei 2008
Jumaat, 9 Mei 2008
A Tenant Story ......
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for RM1500. They did their thing, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary to write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for RM500 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for RM500 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I renting your apartment , I discover the following :
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for RM500 with the following note:
"Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for RM500 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for RM500 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I renting your apartment , I discover the following :
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for RM500 with the following note:
"Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
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