Malaysian's Humor

How and When To Make Humour at Work

2008-12-20T13:11:00.001+08:00

A good laugh will do wonders for you as smiling and laughing lowersyour stress levels, wins you a friendly reputation, and helps yourusually tense co-workers and bosses to relax.Humour on the job will do a lot for your career, but there are anumber of things you need to know about laughter and humour in theplace of work.Feeling good and having humour in our lives can do wonders for ourposition

'PENDEDAHAN " YG BOLEH DiELAKKAN

2008-11-16T10:28:00.003+08:00

A man is getting into the shower as his wife is getting out when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. She opensthe door to find their next door neighbor, Bob. Before she can say aword, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinkingfor a moment, she drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.After a few seconds, Bob hands her

MAN WANTED

2008-11-14T17:38:00.002+08:00

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:HUSBAND WANTED:MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)MUST NOT BEAT ME,MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME ANDMUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her dismay, there sat a grey-haired gentleman in a

A Man having a sexual problem ....

2008-11-12T13:17:00.003+08:00

Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."Doctor "Mr. Lee , bring your wife here with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following day. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Lee."The woman obliged and removed her clothing."Okay, now turn

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2008-10-29T13:47:00.000+08:00

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2008-10-12T13:37:00.001+08:00

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2008-10-11T01:31:00.003+08:00

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2008-10-09T01:18:00.001+08:00

To ALL MUSLIM ... SELAMAT BERHARI RAYA

2008-09-30T02:45:00.001+08:00

Selamat hariraya and Happy holiday

Batman is the son of Superman .....

2008-09-30T00:30:00.001+08:00

Believe it or not , Batman is actually an Indonesian and his Father is Superman,Look at his Identity card below ....

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2008-09-14T12:53:00.000+08:00

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2008-09-03T02:04:00.000+08:00

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2008-07-01T01:27:00.000+08:00

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I M Starting Young

2008-07-01T01:14:00.000+08:00

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2008-05-22T11:25:00.005+08:00

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2008-05-10T10:02:00.001+08:00

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A Tenant Story ......

2008-05-09T09:06:00.004+08:00

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for RM1500. They did their thing, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary to write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth

This OLD Man can exactly tell your age ....

2008-05-05T11:21:00.003+08:00

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $8000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at boutique to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the salesgirl, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" . The girl look at her and said "About 35," ."I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.After that she went

Just For Laugh !!

2008-04-29T11:01:00.005+08:00

When you travel to Japan , you can hardly find instructions in English . If there is , you still have to figure out the meaning ..... look at the sign below , sometimes it can make you laugh ...

Kisah Seorang Kawan .....

2008-04-26T19:11:00.005+08:00

Aku ada cerita ni... lawak la jugak.. tapi jangan ketawa tau... Aku baru berkahwin setahun yang lepas dan duduk dengan isteri aku. Kami duduk berdua sahaja sebab belum dikurniakan anak. Aku ni ada satu kegemaran -iaitu makan telur rebus. Aku pun taktahu kenapa aku suka makan telur rebus, sedap agaknya. Sebelum aku kahwin, aku memang gila telur rebus. Pagi

'GentleMENG Babi' cakap ikut DANG

2008-04-26T09:59:00.002+08:00

Satu lagi aksi tak senonoh yang berhormat kita ... 'Tahniah' kerana memilih beliau .Tontoni lah Video ini .... banyak yang kita boleh belajar disini termasuk vocabulary baru , 'GentleMeng Babi', cakap IKUT DANG' dan sebagai nya .... HA HA HA , HO HO HO , begitulah tergelak habis

Melucukan ... Gelagat bodoh Pemimpin Kita

2008-04-26T09:40:00.003+08:00

Saksikan sendiri Video ini , kalau begini lah aksi pemimpin kita , layak kah mereka2 ini di-panggil yang berhormat ?

2008-04-16T22:49:00.001+08:00

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2008-04-16T16:19:00.000+08:00

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2008-04-15T18:57:00.001+08:00

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2008-04-14T19:45:00.002+08:00

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Kenapa Perempuan TIDAK KENTUT ?

2008-04-14T10:12:00.002+08:00

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A Lawyer and A Defense Attorney

2008-04-13T12:24:00.001+08:00

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial...Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.Q. Officer, who provided this description?A. The officer who responded to the scene.Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called

A Guide to Fishing....

2008-04-12T13:00:00.002+08:00

Ismail cukup tersohor kerana kepandaian nya menangkap ikan . Jika ada pertandingan menjala ikan yg disertai nya, ismail pasti berjaya mendapat tangkapan terbanyak . Kerana itu ia di gelar 'Raja Jala' . Satu hari Crew dari TV3 datang untuk interview 'Raja Jala' untuk disiarkan kebolehan nya dalam rancangan Majalah 3......Crew Majalah 3 : " Boleh Pak Cik ceritakan rahsia kebolehan Pak Cik ? "Raja

Dr Awang Adek Now is a 'Bomoh Urut'

2008-04-08T13:18:00.006+08:00

Kenal kah anda personaliti di Gambar bawah ? Sebelum Election beliau adalah Timbalan Menteri Kewangan , dan semasa kempen pilihanraya , beliau di Ura2 kan Menjadi Menteri Besar Kelantan sekira nya BN berjaya merampas kelantan. Bagaimana pun , Beliau kalah di-kampong sendiri ia itu di Bacok dan gagal merampas kerusi Menteri Besar dari Tok Guru . So He is out of job now ... tapi nasib baik lah

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2008-04-08T11:52:00.001+08:00

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Sufiah Vs Mashitah

2008-04-06T20:01:00.001+08:00

STARBUCKS

2008-04-03T20:05:00.004+08:00

Please note that all chocolate, vanilla and coffee drinks at Coffee Bean and Starbuck contains E471 (Emulsifier 471), mono di-glycefideswhich is from animal origin (PORK) Raspberry Frap uses cherries that has been dip in alcohol and the tiramisu contains RUM. Please pass this message to our muslim friends.Call JAKIM Malaysia 603 - 8886 4000 for more information.To all Starbucks coffee

Genius Hooker -- Sufiah Yusoff's Tragedy

2008-04-01T11:02:00.003+08:00

Tragedi kehidupan Sorang Genius -- SufiahLONDON 30 Mac – Sufiah Yusof, sepuloh tahun dulu nama nya cukup harum dan terkenalsebagai kanak2 Genius matematik .Dia juga pernah menggemparkan dunia apabila layak memasuki Universiti Oxford pada usia 13 tahun. Tetapi , dimanakah silap nya , selepas itu nasib nya tidak putus-putus ditimpa malang.Selepas bapanya, Yusof Farooq dipenjara atas kesalahan

Banned in Malaysia !!

2008-03-30T23:45:00.000+08:00

Who is WOMEN

2008-03-29T11:44:00.000+08:00

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2008-03-29T11:05:00.002+08:00

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2008-03-26T21:18:00.003+08:00

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Cukup LUCU dan Menghiburkan

2008-03-25T17:06:00.001+08:00

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LAWAK ORANG POLITIK

2008-03-20T09:34:00.001+08:00

LAWAK ORANG 'KELATE'

2008-03-20T09:11:00.003+08:00

LUCU BANGET

2008-03-18T18:59:00.000+08:00

SKANDAL SERAM!

2008-03-16T12:19:00.003+08:00

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2008-03-01T01:19:00.000+08:00

Jaga Anak Anda !

2008-03-01T01:01:00.004+08:00

Sekarang ini kita selalu dengar kanak2 menjadi mangsa colek. Terakhir ialah kehilangan adik Shalini yang sampai hari ini belum dapat di kesan.Saya cadangkan kita meletakkan tanda (WARNING Sign saperti di-atas) di-kawasan2 perumahan , tempat 2 permainan, shopping centre dan juga di Restaurant2.

LOVE is RANGKA

2008-03-01T00:47:00.001+08:00

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2008-02-27T11:34:00.005+08:00

Belajar lah dari mereka2 disini , bagaimana anda boleh mengecat dinding rumah anda saperti di gambar . Banyak lagi ilmu 2 yang boleh dipelajari dengan hanya menjadi member group ini . PERCUMA!!

Turn to Side B....

2008-02-24T15:22:00.004+08:00

SeOrang pesakit Jiwa di hospital Tanjung Rambutan cukup gemar menyanyi. Satu hari SiPesakit menyanyi sebuah lagu jamal abdillah dengan posisi terlentang . Selepas habis lagu itu , beliau menyanyi lagu M Nasir dengan posisi telungkup pula . lalu bertanya pengawal yang menjaga nya . " kenapa kamu harus tukar posisi untuk menyanyi? " ... lalu jawab si Pesakit " lu tadak tahu ker ? mula2 tadi Side A

तेनान्ग्कन पिकिरण देंगन bercuti

2008-02-23T13:59:00.000+08:00

SUSU Dah LUPUS (Expired) .....

2008-02-23T09:21:00.004+08:00

Seorang Pemuda berumor 20 tahun kawin dengan seorang perempuan berumor 70 tahun . lepas seminggu , pemuda itu sering sakit perut dan kemudian nya meninggal . setelah diselidiki dan post-mortem doktor mengesahkan yang pemuda itu mati kerana terlalu banyak 'minum susu' yg sudah expired.

Calon Pilihan Raya Kita .....

2008-02-22T17:42:00.002+08:00

While walking down the street one day a 'Malaysian Boleh' Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance."Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in," says the

skandal ORANG GAJI ......

2008-02-17T01:47:00.003+08:00

Seorang Majikan marah marah , kerana 'tooth pick' nya cepat sekali habis dari botol nya. Satu hari Majikan memanggil oarang gaji nya dan bertanya ; " Bibi .. apakah Bibi yg sering ambil tusuk gigi saya (tooth pick') ? sering kali saya mau pakai , ia nya sudah habis ...Sambil gementar Orang Gaji nya menjawab , "wah , bukan saya Tuan .. kalau saya yg pakai , tiap kali lepas pakai , saya pasti letak

Mati dalam senyum ...

2008-02-15T00:46:00.002+08:00

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat -mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik mayat berkenaan. Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum? Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung

PENIS Terbesar Di Alam ini

2008-02-10T20:14:00.000+08:00

Tahukah anda 'penis' apa yg paling besar diDunia ? Ia nya kepunyaan si Ikan Paus (Whale). Paus adalah sejenis Mamalia laut dan merupakan mamalia terbesar . Kerana ia sejenis binatang kita tak panggil 'penis' nya kemaluan ..sebab ia tak pernah malu tunjuk dia punya ... Ikan Paus jantan menegeluarkan 400 gallons air mani setiap kali ejaculates. Tetapi hanya 10% yang masuk 'kedalam' Paus betina .

Satu Kisah Tragis ....

2008-02-10T20:01:00.000+08:00

Seorang anak kecil cemburu pada adik nya yag baru lahir yg sering menyusu Ibu nya.Ketika Ibu nya sedang tidur , Puting susu ibu nya di sapu racun .Besok nya DRIVER pada bapa nya yg Mati ....

COBAAAN

2008-02-10T19:54:00.000+08:00

Lihat lah sekeliling mu, Itu lah Kurnia Tuhan;Lihat lah ke-Meja makan mu, Itulah Kemurahan Tuhan;Dan Lihat lah de Cermin mu; Itu lah COBAAN Tuhan

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WASIAT Si Bapa

2008-02-08T16:22:00.000+08:00

Si Bapa sedang sakit tenat kerana Kanser . Satu hari dia memanggil anak nya dan berpesan" Kalau orang tanya apa penyakit ku , kau bilang saja " ..bapa kena AIDS" . Si Anak cukup terperanjat dan bertanya denagan hairan , " kenapa bapak bilang begitu ..bukan kah bapak mengidap Kanser ? " lalu jawab si Bapa " Bapak tak mahu orang lain menyentuh ibu mu , andai nya aku mati ..."

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2008-01-26T10:04:00.000+08:00

Seorang suami membawa isteri nya ke mahkamah syariah untuk bercerai . Hakim dan peguam Syarie bertanya ke pada si Suami :HAKIM : Apa kah anda serius untuk menceraikan isteri Anda ? SUAMI : Saya Serius Tuan Hakim ...HAKIM : Boleh Saya tahu kenapa? SUAMI : Kerana ia diperkosa, Tuan Hakim ...HAKIM : Hah .. Seharus nya awak membelanya .. bukan menceraikan nya .. SUAMI : Seharus nya begitu Tuan Hakim

2008-01-25T01:29:00.000+08:00

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Di Satu Senja Di Musim yang lalu .....

2008-01-23T02:01:00.000+08:00

Pada Suatu hari, sebuah bas rombongan membawa satu rombongan yang kesemua nya Wanita ,kecuali pemandu bas dan pembantu nya . Perjalanan .mereka melalui melalui beberapa estet getah, dan hutan yang sangat luas.Tiba 2 sebuah kereta yang membawa 4 lelaki menahan bas tersebut di-satu tempat yg sunyi .Mereka memperkenalkan diri mereka sebagai perompak dan mengarahkan semua penumpang jangan buat bising

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2008-01-20T10:40:00.000+08:00

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Master Mind , Gold Mine and Lost Mind ....

2008-01-19T16:16:00.000+08:00

Einstien is known for his genius mind, Newton is known for his extraordinary mind,Bill gates for his brilliant mind , Dr Mahathir as the Master Mind and ..... Abdullah for his NEVER MIND !!! ... Samy Vellu ..Hmmmmm ALL MINE !!!!!! and the latest one ..... " when she lift up her skirt , I lost my mind " said our health minister ....

Our Minister's Speech .....

2008-01-19T00:31:00.000+08:00

Recently, I was invited to a function hosted by one of the local University. Our Deputy PM , Dato’ Najib was invited and supposed to deliver his speech at the function.The Professor who is the MC of the function introducing the Minister said , ” Dato’ , the skirt of a young lady must be short enough to draw the attention of men . We hope your speech will also be short enough to retain our

A Professor and Mat Rempit .....

2008-01-18T16:33:00.000+08:00

After many years of teaching at UKM, a Respected Professor retired . Naturally , he was honored when invited to deliver the annual endowment lecture, normally delivered by Ministers. As he was nervously waiting to deliver his address, a young graduate student approached him , handed him an envelope and said , “I know how important this evening is for you. Please open and read this note just

How Stock Market Works ....

2008-01-18T09:57:00.000+08:00

If you dont understand , how the stock market works , read this ………Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for RM10.The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around,went out to the forest and started catching them.The man bought thousands at RM10 and as supply started to diminish,the villagers stopped their effort. He further